Who is Who

Certificate

Issued to: citizen Who.

Purpose: to show everyone, “who is Who”.

LLC “Fools of the planet” accuses citizen Who of:

1. Sitting on a bough.

2. Talking nonsense and just laugh.

3. Clearing the brain’s trash and stuff.

The present certificate also confirms that citizen Who:

1. Not a donkey.

2. Not a goat.

3. Maybe, weirdo.

4. Fool or bot.

5. He’s the target for attack.

P.S. He will crack!

Mr. Who is charged with 159484838934848454 crimes directly or indirectly committed by the entire LLC "Fools of the planet" community throughout the history of their life on the planet Earth. The community itself refuses to bear any responsibility in a sly-voluntary manner.

Mr. Who can challenge the legality of this certificate’s issuance by a personal interview with each of the hundreds of millions of members of the community. The decision to cancel their who-cursing each member of the community takes on their own after the conversation. The cancellation of the specified label, received by Mr. Who, is possible only with a one-hundred percent of revision by each member of the community his opinion about Mr. Who (which is impossible due to elementary statistics).

The crucifixion of Mr. Who is one of the methods of punishment considered by the community.

The certificate was issued to Mr. Who in absentia, and his consent to its acquisition is not required (and this makes us really happy).

Hoo hoo! Yahoo!

LLC “Planet Earth”

“Fools of the planet”