Extremism

Let’s try to imagine how one of the high-profile political actions of the past centuries might look like in present times, being covered by a number of modern mass media companies.

Petrashevsky case in the eyes of modern media

Ironic sketch

All names are non-fictitious, coincidences can be random, all meanings are edifying by definition.

A plot of the day

Greetings, dear viewers!

We are pleased to inform you that today there was a trial in the case of Petrashevsky’s terrorist group. As our viewers should remember, quite recently thanks to the agent of the special services I.P. Liprandi, who was inducted into this terrorist group, security officers were able to determine the extremist and subversive nature of the activities of this underground organization and after that all ordinary members of this community, including Sergey Durov, Alexander Palm, Alexey Plesheev, Fyodor Dostoevsky, were detained as part of the interception operation.

A number of other so-called cultural and art figures are also under suspicion, including M. E. Saltykov-Schedrin, N. G. Chernyshevsky, V. G. Belinsky and A. Maykov. In total, about forty men were arrested during this special operation.

It should be noted that according to the report of the department conducting this operation, suspected people did not provide any armed resistance to the law, calm and order enforcement authorities – despite the fact that according to Liprandi’s report they were considered as dangerous and well-armed criminals.

Suspects are charged with the distribution of extremist materials, including the so-called “Letter of Belinsky to Gogol” as well as the development of utopian by definition ideas of French philosophers – including those of socialism, social equality and brotherhood, social justice and a number of others, which are recognized as undermining our state’s foundations and dogmas, as well as inciting intra-national discord on an inter-class basis.

A number of statements made by these figures against the ruling party and the President of our country are blatantly defamatory. A number of philosophical remarks, made by some of them, may also be interpreted as calls for the violent overthrow of the existing state system.

It should also be noted that illegal drugs were found in the possession of several members of this gang group during operational searches. Suspects claimed that these drugs were planted by law enforcement agencies instead – a claim with no actual basis, most certainly. At present, all seized extremist literature has been confiscated and is subject to extermination as being strongly destructive to the consciousness of the citizens of our country.

All the law-abiding citizens of the country are angered by such lousy antics of these under-philosophers. The Orthodox Church, as well as the majority of the patriotic public unitedly condemned this terrorist organization and demanded that the accused ones be punished to the full extent of the law.

According to the court 's decision, that is how it happened today. In view of the severity of the committed crime and the absence of any mitigating circumstances, the supreme court sentenced twenty-one members of this organization to capital punishment – the deprivation of life through execution. This sentence will be carried out in the upcoming days. We invite everyone to attend this amazing and heart-touching performance!

Thank you, these were all major political news for today. And now, talking about the weather…

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